Things overheard from the kids:

“I really want a canyon. That way, I can really blow things up.”

“Luc! You already chopped that leg off!”

“Now pretend I’m really short.”

“Mom, what’s a blaz, er?” “A what?” Daughter points to the sign in women’s clothing—“BLAZERS”.

“I killed you, and now, you’re alive again.”

“Oh no, I’ve found the dead monkey!”

“Owie, owie, owie…I banged my toe….REALLY HARDLY!”

“I always check out the bathroom trash when I go potty.”

“You have to wake daddies up gently.” Little girl

“Nahh, I wake up my daddy aggressively!” my son.